Monday, April 29, 2019

I miss Star Wars.
I really do.

Once in a while pull out my DVDs, old comics, etc.

Coz there’s no such thing anymore.  Ended when Lucas sold out to Disney.  Now I can’t really Boycott Disney but I can avoid supporting any Star Wars they own.  No, I don’t even “Steal” (illegally download) stuff - I buy used and nothing beyond Clone Wars / original 6 movies from Phantom to Return…  My “Porg” is a “Huukha” a Marvel character kind of obscure like that Green Bunny guy Lucas hated like fashionable hipsters hate Jar-Jar.


But, “Disney (Black) Magick” - they slurp the slurry in the coffin, vomit it back, lick it up, excrete, start slurping… And they make stuff…  And riding on popularity well it does get attention… 

And I was not able to ignore the GARBAGE about “Vader Visions #3” or whatever they EXCRETED…  Oh, Lucas, what did you DO…!?  What were you thinking…!?


Judge not a man until you are standing in his shoes - I’d probably sell out for $500 million…  Hey, Burroughs (not the Tarzan guy) said “If the powers that be demand you sell out - sell out, but set a very high price for them.”  $500 million…  Or like $100 million and a tropical island (with high areas so if sea levels rise its still got space) and a decommissioned Tanker ship turned into a private mansion and “Micro-Nation” status so I can setup a sinner’s paradise of drugs, fleshy pleasures, animal fighting for gambling purposes, all sorts of pornography vile and illegal elsewhere, etc. and make money off of it just to “F--- you!” the fake moralists all over…  But besides people I know talking me into stopping it - I’d have the personal hell of seeing characters I am working on, my own creations on all fours with Mickey and Donald holding paddles to spank them, then the Teletubbies to come in to R-pe them...


Just now there’s this absurd fun of the SJW and Femi-NOT reaction to a stand alone Darth Vader story…  About some poor pathetic Nurse who has a “Crush” on Vader and gets obsessive, gets in trouble, eventually approaches him and of course he kills her and tells the troops to clear the “Trash” from his room…
I wuff u so much I keep bits the doctor cuts out of you...
She's looking for her "Vader Collection" her boss threw down the trash.  
Trash monster - Hmmm - this "Noid" smells pretty weird...  Well not hungry, these Noids are so generous to me, providing me a home and all this food and when I eat one they punish me with those ...blasters... that kind of hurt.  So, just going back to sleep now... Ignore...
Oh, great - "Fired" in a military even the officers can't resign from...
But if I just see him and tell him how much I love him...



Here’s the bottom of the Chum-bucket - the “Mary Sue” - https://www.themarysue.com/star-wars-vader-dark-visions-problematic/


Boy do the Femi-NOTs shriek…  Uh, maybe they could have made it a guy then?  Nope, it’d be “Gay bashing”...


The problem is - this seems to be the most realistic Star Wars story ever in any recent years…  Haven’t been following them again.  No such thing - we need to move forward.  Lucas sold out.  They offered him enough to fund his own space force to sell out, but he’s a sell-out.  No such thing.


But frankly this thing with Vader’s room in the Death Star being in an isolated corridor only troopers go down with a security (Military Police) following behind them to force them down and all go by as quickly as possible...out of fear of Vader…  His room isn’t LOCKED despite advanced ultratech which he modifies himself and has advanced, custom tools and exotic materials…  Out of “Fear of Vader”...?  No cameras because he wishes his privacy and is ashamed of his face, even with tons of ‘bar creatures’ who might be nicknamed “xxudndsoizzzz the Beautiful” but look like a decaying lump of flesh…  As if the Bactine wouldn’t have turned it only to a few underflesh scars like it did for his son...


In “Real Life” sorry…  That’s how to command dis-respect, do more for mutinies than any Rebel could dream and sabotage by low morale again enough to win a medal from a rebel leader - like his Daughter he tortured…


He’d have a crazy psycho-sexual stalker he’d have to shove a lightsaber in WEEKLY. 
Matter of fact, the art is good, it does seem like he’s wearily doing that as if he’s had to do it dozens of times.  Such a nurse would not be “screened out” the way the Empire works - people are terrified of the Empire and desperate to NOT work in the main places - so she’d have been assigned there to remove her. Certainly transferred there if asked.  And a celebrity like Vader would have thousands trying...  And even if he didn’t care that, he’d be berzerk when he found some of his equipment missing - like finding troops gambling with a “Kyber Crystal” (what they make lightsabers with) and the troop just traded it with … in exchange for doing his late shift - who bought it from … in exchange for giving him his paycheck that month so he could see a dozen Twi'leks on his shore leave by Tatooine, etc.  And yes, some low end criminal assigned to the Death Star to get rid of him did go “hey… Vader just leaves his stuff unlocked… But he’s always away for weeks doing things for the Emperor and they like secrecy so few if any cameras.  And this “force” - “well I’ll just wear gloves and keep myself in a neutral state of mind and use this HUTT enterprises/Black Sun psy-scrambler for my helmet…if it foils Jedi Mind tricks and I wear gloves…”  and loot his room while he’s away, just making sure to be at the other side of the Death Star when Vader goes on his rampage…

So - in Real Life Vader would be choking an officer technically in charge of the sector who’d grab a notepad - hastily writing “Please let me speak freely, Lord va . d .e r….” then he’d release him, let him get his breath back…  And knowing he’d likely die anyways tell him professionally and matter of factly...


He’d get a deserved lecture on how he should let them do their jobs - no Vader did NOT let them “Do their Jobs” relying on fear of his presence - he fights for the Empire but they need to let them guard him…  “Please leave this to me, Lord Vader.  Just a few basic security measures as should be expected of any military, any celebrity...” - and next thing two StormTroopers there - good ones with a note by remote email “These are top troops, please do NOT choke them or bully them unless they truly fail you, these are my best not my worst…” and other measures such as protocols for when he can be disturbed without someone getting stabbed or choked.  The door only opens in response to the rare metal on Vader’s suit (which resisted Luke’s Lightsaber in Return of the Jedi) or to his voice commands, codes, etc.  Any new pyscho nurse is taken away - any potential thief is really brutally interrogated so the rest know its not going to happen again.

Vader - with his shred of humanity left - “Thank you, commander.  I have not had any problems in my quarters a full month.  Consider yourself promoted but absolutely do your best to ensure my privacy when I require it…”


Not to mention all the ASSASSINS that go after Vader - the psycho’s would be foiling the Assassins by fighting with them to get near him…  That’d be another neat story, something they should add  - Assassin after Vader, another crazy nurse is jumping on him trying to get to him - the commotion draws security - once its sorted out…  Well again officer goes “Lord Vader - permission to speak freely - etc.” to work out system to stop that...


So, hey, exceptions to every rule…
I might just buy this comic.

Just to make the whiny SJW’s SCREAM...

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